Roxana Ellsworth
Portrayed by: Gwendolyn-Jensen Woodard
First Appearance: "Ethically Sourced"
Last Appearance: "Living Stone"

Roxana Ellsworth is a major character in Dimension Cops and a recurring minor character in Emperor Pigs. She is a temporary field officer of the Alternative Realities Police Department, Timespace Cohesion Unit, and her partner is Jaguar Travis. It is her job to crack down on illegitimate and unauthorized travel and trade between universes.[4]


Dimension Cops

At age 22, Roxana was trafficked by interdimensional crime lord Gunther Pennyskink from her home universe UD17071 to UD106 for unknown reasons. Jaguar was tasked with finding and killing her, because the longer she was in a universe she was not native to the greater likelihood there was of the entire host universe collapsing due to foreign quark interference.[1] However, Roxana had no knowledge of this, and believed that she was a native of UD106. Her greatest dream was to be a Lady Pressed Dairy Gal, like her mother and grandmother before her, and was sorely pressed by her lack of ability to lactate.[2]

Between terminating Roxana and sending her back to her home universe, which would tip off Pennyskink that the ARPD was onto him, Director Audra Langford comes up with a compromise. She would instate Roxana as a temporary field officer, with Jaguar as her partner, which would let her bounce around from universe to universe without staying so long that she could destabilize them.[1]

The pair were immediately sent off on their first assignment together, to UD89302, but their assignment briefing was destroyed before they could read it. They were then captured by the vampire Saebella, who kidnapped them and stole Jaguar's universe teleportation device.[3]


Emperor Pigs

The Good Cop of the Good Cop, Bad Cop routine, Roxana is willing to let certain people help with their official investigations in exchange for exonerating them of their crimes.[5]

Bibliography
1. Rose, Persephone. Dimension Cops: Ethically Sourced. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 11-30-17. Timestamp, 5:53-7:12, 13:47-16:31, 26:50-30:30. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Dimension-Cops-Ethically-Sourced-Audiobook/.
2. Rose, Persephone. Dimension Cops: Ethically Sourced. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 11-30-17. Timestamp, 4:12-5:18, 8:04-9:14, 23:45-26:50. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Dimension-Cops-Ethically-Sourced-Audiobook/.
3. Rose, Persephone. Dimension Cops: Ethically Sourced. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 11-30-17. Timestamp, 30:30-37:58. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Dimension-Cops-Ethically-Sourced-Audiobook/.
4. Postal Roach. [S1E5] Snack.” Timestamp, 5:30-5:54. Emperor Pigs, May 31st 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/snack/.
5. Postal Roach. [S1E5] Snack.” Timestamp, 9:20-9:57, 17:30-18:36. Emperor Pigs, May 31st 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/snack/.
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