Pimpmaster Arturius
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Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock
In Persephone Rose's masterful retelling of a classic Arthurian legend, Arty (a 35-year-old drug addict) sets out on a mission to find a job or risk getting kicked out of his stepfather's house.

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Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho
After claiming the title, Arty Davis discovers what it truly means to be the Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.

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Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch
Arty meets the mysterious Lake Bitch.

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Christmas is Cameltoe
Pimpmaster Cringles arrives from a rival club up north and threatens to take over Club Round Table from Pimpmaster Arturius in this special holiday poem.

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