News Anchor 1
Portrayed by: Skyler Yuda
First Appearance: "N/A"
Last Appearance: "N/A"

News Anchor 1, better known as Ꮦl̴̡̢̯̲͔̍͒̏̅̓̏̊̓̆ͅཞɆc̴'̴h҉Q̶̨̛̞̔̽̒͐̈́̈́͑̀͝ủ̸͍͙͚͙͇͍̓͛͐̋̃̉̂͛͝ͅͅh̸̪̞̻̞̙̟͙̩̹͍̐͂̀̂͑̑̾͝a̵̭̩̩̣͚̜͈͍͘ͅͅḻ̵͎̀͐̌ (name unpronounceable in human languages) is a minor character in Emperor Pigs.

This being of unimaginable galactic terror has been informing the public with fair and unbiased daily news for over 125 years. Over 400 pounds and 8 feet tall, the prominent journalist gets the straight scoop by ramming their ovipositor into a being's frontal lobe and laying "truth-inducing" eggs in their brain.

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