Murray
Portrayed by: TBA
First Appearance: "Glock in the Rock"
Last Appearance: "The Lake Bitch"

Murray is a main character in the Pimpmaster Arturius series. He is an old friend of Gunther Pennyskink and is only visible to those who have recently taken a drug called Meralin. He teaches Arty Davis what it means to be a Pimpmaster.

Arty is first exposed to Meralin when his brother, Kayson Davis finds a bottle of it in Gunther's medicine cabinet. After taking the Meralin he is forced to flee "Goofy" Gunther's Manse when the cops arrive, and passes out in the forest.[1] When Arty wakes up, Murray greets him, and claims to be a friend of Arty's real father, Pimpmaster "MacDaddy" Pennyskink - "the greatest pimp of our time". Murray then claims that Arty is the only one who can carry on his father's legacy by pulling the Glock from the Rock and becoming the next Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.[2]

After Arty successfully recovers the Glock, Murray becomes one of his top advisors. At times she agrees with his other advisor, Lady Lance-In-Slot, such as when he reassures him that it is okay to pimp her out, and at other times she disagrees with Lance-In-Slot, as to how Arty should treat and handle his romantic interest Jenna Weir.[3]

When the Glock is broken in combat with a cyborg rapist, Murray takes Arty to visit the Lake Bitch so that he can replace his weapon.[4] Murray doesn't have the store credit that he'd claimed to have, but nonetheless Arty is able to but an assault rifle to replace his magical gun.[5]

When Arty encounters his long lost son, Martin, it is revealed that Martin cannot see or interact with Murray, even though Lady Lance-In-Slot and the Lake Bitch had been able to. This is because no one who hasn't taken a Meralin pill recently can see him.[6]

When Arty runs out of Meralin, and discovers that Jenna has gotten rid of it all, dumping the last bottle into the toilet, he is incensed. After drinking the toilet water, he is only able to see a transparent image of Murray, who encourages Arty to pimpslap Jenna and assert his dominance. Arty follows through, despite Lady Lance-In-Slot's objections, and hits Jenna so hard she passes out. After this, Murray vanishes.[7]

Bibliography
1. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 0:18-2:35. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
2. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 2:35-4:20. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
3. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 3:30-6:46. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
4. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 13:35-15:47. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
5. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 5:10-5:55, 7:50-9:05. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
6. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 4:05-6:21. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
7. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 14:45-17:06. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
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