Lord Holgar
Portrayed by: Grant Patrizio
First Appearance: "Holgar's First Bloodbath"
Last Appearance: "Snicker"

Lord Carin Holgar is a recurring minor character in Emperor Pigs. He is a Fabmodeous demon, born to a wealthy family in the Second Circle of Hell directly descended from the line of Azazeal himself.[4][5] Due to a tragic set of circumstances in his youth, Lord Holgar wound up in Roachia and has since staked out a place for himself in Urbis. Lord Holgar was once a regular patron of Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs with a nasty habit of cutting in line[1].

Lord Holgar was a rather unusual youth. While his cousins were eating the hearts of virgins, he would sneak out to the human corral to play with his pet, who he named Oliver. They were best friends, but Carin's parents disapproved and were worried about his development as a growing demon, having never once eaten a human.[4] Carin's father ordered him to kill Oliver so they could eat him for supper, and instead Carin set all their humans loose and escaped with his pet.[6] Carin convinced the friendly witches, Alberta and Ruth, to open up a portal for him to send Oliver through, to a place where he would be safe. When his father found him at The Witches' House, Carin panicked and leapt through as well. The portal closed behind him, landing Carin in Roachia, and decapitating his father in the process. This triggered Holgar's First Bloodbath, making him the formidable demon lord he is today.[7]

Apparently Lord Holgar is a traditionalist when it comes to torture. He likes cutting people with knives, swords, and other sharp objects before locking them in a cold chamber for a period of time. For personal affronts, no one is sure what he does, but one guy claims he saw the earth swallow the victim like an edible[2].

Lord Holgar was devoured by Maggie on her first day on the job, but survived due to his demon physiology. He was, clearly, none too pleased with the development[3].

Bibliography
1. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 10:27-10:49 . Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
2. Postal Roach. “[S1E2] Stone Faced.” Timestamp, 11:45-13:00. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/stonefaced/.
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 11:10-12:30. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
4. Rose, Persephone. Holgar's First Bloodbath. Narrated by Grant Petrizio, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 04-03-19. Timestamp, 2:13-3:38. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Holgars-First-Bloodbath-Audiobook/.
5. Rose, Persephone. Holgar's First Bloodbath. Narrated by Grant Petrizio, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 04-03-19. Timestamp, 5:47-5:59. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Holgars-First-Bloodbath-Audiobook/.
6. Rose, Persephone. Holgar's First Bloodbath. Narrated by Grant Petrizio, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 04-03-19. Timestamp, 4:37-5:40. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Holgars-First-Bloodbath-Audiobook/.
7. Rose, Persephone. Holgar's First Bloodbath. Narrated by Grant Petrizio, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 04-03-19. Timestamp, 10:02-13:42. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Holgars-First-Bloodbath-Audiobook/.
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