Jenna Weir
Portrayed by: TBA
First Appearance: "The Quest for a Main Ho"
Last Appearance: "The Lake Bitch"

Jenna Weir is a recurring minor character in the Pimpmaster Arturius series. She is the daughter of Lenny Weir, owner of the Club Round Table in Cameltoe.[2][3]

In her first appearance, Jenna is described as a gorgeous woman. Her skin was a vibrant shade of mahogany, her hair styled in a spiked bleach-blonde mohawk, with huge gold-hoop earrings and a diamond stud in her nose. Her face was a cross between all the best parts of Tyra Banks and a wild rhino with glistening grills.[1] Arty Davis was instantly smitten by her, and he wanted to make her his main ho.[5]

Even though Arty defends a woman being assaulted by a rapist, he does it in the name of Pimpmaster Arturius. Jenna takes offense to the notion of Arty pimping out the girls in Club Round Table, as the establishment is not a brothel, and the girls were not prostitutes. No one belongs to him - in fact, Jenna argues that no one even knew who Arty was.[3] After Arty takes more Meralin, Jenna pulls a shotgun out of her mouth and helps take down the cyborg rapist.[4]

Later, Jenna goes to "Goofy" Gunther's Manse after somehow learning about Arty's Meralin habit and the source of it. She finds and removes all the drugs in the house, waiting for Arty in the bathroom. She then dumps the last Meralin pills into the toilet, claiming that it was for Arty's own good. She had figured that Arty was a nice enough guy at the club, and that if she solved his "problem", they could perhaps get together. Arty, in his addiction-fueled rage, slaps Jenna so hard she passes out, and Lady Lance-In-Slot takes her away. [6]

Bibliography
1. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 3:30-4:10. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
2. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 9:10-10:34. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
3. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 9:10-10:34. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
4. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 10:34-13:22. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
5. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 13:35-15:47. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
6. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 12:45-17:13. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
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