Jared
Portrayed by: Poppletron
First Appearance: "Half Devil"
Last Appearance: "K.T. The Moonlighter"

Jared is a recurring minor character in Emperor Pigs. He is a human who is desperately obsessed with being a werewolf, even willing to go so far as to pay for the bite.[1][2] When Maggie accidentally transforms in front of him, he is thrilled, if severely injured.[3]

Jared considers himself a wolf trapped in a human body. He went so far as to get a friend to fake a werewolf pedigree so that he could work for the Carrier Wolves. If anyone found out, he would be disgraced and banned from the group, and his only job. [1][4] He constantly goes around naked and feels restricted by clothing, much to the dismay and embarrassment of his friend and roommate K.T.. After being severely injured by Maggie, Jared encourages K.T. to join Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs as an employee so that he, himself, has more excuses to see Maggie.[5]

Bibliography
1. Postal Roach. “[S1E6] Half Devil." Timestamp, 5:39-6:30. Emperor Pigs, June 28th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/halfdevil/.
2. Postal Roach. “[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter." Timestamp, 4:50-5:58. Emperor Pigs, July 12th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/ktthemoonlighter/.
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter." Timestamp, 6:33-8:35. Emperor Pigs, July 12th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/ktthemoonlighter/.
4. Postal Roach. “[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter." Timestamp, 21:41-22:06. Emperor Pigs, July 12th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/ktthemoonlighter/.
5. Postal Roach. “[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter." Timestamp, 9:55-13:10. Emperor Pigs, July 12th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/ktthemoonlighter/.
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