Jaguar Awesomeness Rank

Jaguar's Awesomeness Rank is a universe classification system, created by Jaguar Travis for use by the Alternative Realities Police Department.


The JAR classification system specifies that JAR-1 is the most awesome possible universe and every subsequent number is decidedly less astounding.

Known Universes

  • JAR-1: A completely uninhabitable universe whose quantum strings naturally vibe hard rock music.
  • JAR-2347: You are currently in this universe.
  • JAR-2347a: Unspecified branch point.
  • JAR-2347b: Unspecified branch point.
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