Gunther Pennyskink
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Last Appearance: "N/A"

Gunther Pennyskink is a minor character in Dimension Cops and the Pimpmaster Arturius series, also known as "MacDaddy" Pennyskink. He is an interdimensional crime lord, specializing in drug and human trafficking, who is known to mutilate his victims and feed them piece by piece to his pet seal.[1]

He has only been mentioned in both series, as a larger than life figure, but his legacy impacts everyone who has heard of him.


Dimension Cops

In "Ethically Sourced", Gunther Pennyskink is described as a man in his late 60's, with wiry hair. His case file in the Alternative Realities Police Department was compiled by Jaguar Travis, who becomes the leading expert on Pennyskink's crimes after the crime lord killed Officer Cavanaugh. Cavanaugh had come too close to catching Pennyskink, and so he decided to eliminate her before escaping to UD106 with Roxana Ellsworth. Cavanaugh survived long enough to report his destination, but not his timecode, meaning that the A.R.P.D. could not get a complete fix on his location.[1]

A.R.P.D. has confidential information that indicates that Pennyskink is operating out of UD17071, meaning that any traffic to that dimension is strictly prohibited, lest anyone tip off the crime lord that the police are onto him.[2]


Pimpmaster Arturius

"Goofy" Gunther had a mansion in the town of Cameltoe, but it has long since been abandoned. Now, it is a place where druggies and stoners go for a quiet, out of the way place to get their fix. Arty Davis and Kayson Davis are two such stoners.

Kayson found a bottle of pills called Meralin in Gunther's medicine cabinet. He and his brother popped the pills indiscriminately right before being beset by the police.[3] Kayson doesn't seem to have been affected by the pills, but Arty becomes addicted to them and the fantasy that they cause him to hallucinate.[4]

In the hallucination, Arty is greeted by a man named Murray, who claims to be a friend of Arty's real father, Pimpmaster "MacDaddy" Gunther Pennyskink - "the greatest pimp of our time". Murray then claims that Arty is the only one who can carry on his father's legacy by pulling the Glock from the Rock and becoming the next Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.[5]


Bibliography
1. Rose, Persephone. Dimension Cops: Ethically Sourced. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 11-30-17. Timestamp, 12:25-13:47. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Dimension-Cops-Ethically-Sourced-Audiobook/.
2. Rose, Persephone. Dimension Cops: Ethically Sourced. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 11-30-17. Timestamp, 29:03-29:53. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Dimension-Cops-Ethically-Sourced-Audiobook/.
3. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 0:18-2:35. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
4. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 13:30-15:00. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
5. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 2:35-4:20. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
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