Gordon Tsar
Portrayed by: Carlos Ortega Jr
First Appearance: "First Day"
Last Appearance: "Grain Wars part 1"

Gordon Tsar is a founding member of Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs alongside Rove and Peter, as well as the business manager.

Gordon is a paternal figure with a calm and infinitely reasonable personality, seemingly unflappable[1]. He believes in equal opportunity employment for monsters and humans alike, despite the fact the humans he employs frequently vanish under mysterious circumstances[2]. Gordon is universally loved by his employees as a kind man who gave them a place where they could be themselves. He is a benevolent mentor to Peter[3], and a stern taskmaster to Fernod. His is exasperated by Fernod's constant pranks and frequent murders. He keeps Fernod on because he is trying to give the quarter-devil a chance and set him on the right path[4].

Gordon interviewed Maggie for her job at Emperor Pigs. He was more interested in if Maggie could aptly describe the complex flavors of the man she ate at her last job, than the fact that she ate an actual person. He hired her on the spot[5].

Gordon is opposed to the policy of slavery, and so refuses to employ slaves at Emperor Pigs despite their availability. However, driven into a corner by the threat of bankruptcy and with the idea of eventually granting the slave their freedom, he relents and takes on Conrad as a new chef.[6]

Bibliography
1. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 6:02-7:44. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
2. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 16:47-17:03. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E2] Stone Faced.” Timestamp, 6:52-7: 19. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/stonefaced/.
4. Postal Roach. [S1E3] Quarter Devil.” Timestamp, 0:37-2:01. Emperor Pigs, May 3rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/quarterdevil/.
5. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 0:40-3:00. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
6. . “[S1E8] The Block.” Timestamp, 8:00-9:15. Emperor Pigs, July 26th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/theblock/.
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