Figo Lodrill
Portrayed by: Ryan Day
First Appearance: "Grain Wars part 1"
Last Appearance: "Grain Wars part 1"

Figo Lodrill is a minor character in Emperor Pigs. Figo is an alien described as having long, gangly legs; a thin, but strong torso; big, dark eyes; and bluish skin. Gordon Tsar was instantly struck by his beauty the moment he laid eyes on him. However, that favorable impression was soon quashed.[1]

Figo Lodrill came to Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs because they do not sell gluten-free bread. Spoiler: For whatever reason, that meant that the fate of the universe was in their hands. According to Figo, an alien race known as Grains, who enslave other races to propagate themselves, was besieging their planet. Figo wanted Gordon to help him stop the grains before they took over his own planet. Gordon, however, did not believe him.[2]

Spoiler: Two teenage friends of Lily pull out the tentacle from his chest, wounding him and causing him to flee.[3] He took that as an attack and a rejection, later turning the Neighbors United in Getting Gluten Eradicated Today, (N.U.G.G.E.T.), fleet against them, threatening to destroy the food and water supply for the whole planet of Roachia with the Anti-Gluten Bomb.[4]

Bibliography
1. Postal Roach. “[S1E10] Grain Wars part 1.” Timestamp, 2:10-3:20. Emperor Pigs, August 23rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/grainwarspart1/.
2. Postal Roach. “[S1E10] Grain Wars part 1.” Timestamp, 4:20-9:00. Emperor Pigs, August 23rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/grainwarspart1/.
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E10] Grain Wars part 1.” Timestamp, 10:00-11:00. Emperor Pigs, August 23rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/grainwarspart1/.
4. Postal Roach. “[S1E10] Grain Wars part 1.” Timestamp, 12:00-14:00. Emperor Pigs, August 23rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/grainwarspart1/.
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