Fernod
Portrayed by: Persephone Rose
First Appearance: "First Day"
Last Appearance: "Grain Wars part 1"

Fernod is a main character in Emperor Pigs. A quarter-devil and employee of Emperor Pigs Pizza and Cigs, he has a somewhat adversarial relationship with pretty much everyone who ever lived, even those who consider him their friend[1][2].

Fernod's full name is Mustela Fernod Anguis Leon Beels the One Fourth, and he is thousands of years old. He has Obsessive Commersive Disorder, or so he claims, where he physically cannot stop himself from trying to strike deals with customers for their souls[3]. Due to a fact of demon physiology, he has to mate once every year, or else he dies - much like Vulcan Pon Farr. As a result, he has a number of children that he doesn't know. Most of his former victims don't remember he even used them, but he tried to make it work with one ex, Alberta Glasser. It did not end well[4].

He likes to play cruel pranks that often end with the lives of the pranked - particularly on human employees of Emperor Pigs. [5] He tells customers that he is the manager and teaches them incorrect things specifically to annoy the other employees and assuage his boredom[6]. Even after quitting his job at Emperor Pigs, he still goes to hang out there regularly, even going so far as pretending to be the manager to hire people like K.T..[7]

Fernod tries to play himself off as cruel and emotionless, as he seems a little perturbed by his relatively weak demonic lineage, but he surprises himself by how much he actually does care about his friends and what they think of him.

His mother is Iblis Beels and his grandfather is Mr. Beels.

Favourite pizza: Prawn and pineapple

Bibliography
1. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 8:40-9:25 . Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
2. Postal Roach. [S1E3] Quarter Devil.” Timestamp, 0:37-2:01. Emperor Pigs, May 3rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/quarterdevil/.
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 13:15-13:22. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
4. Postal Roach. [S1E3] Quarter Devil.” Timestamp, 4:10-6:03. Emperor Pigs, May 3rd 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/quarterdevil/.
5. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 4:40-5:10. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
6. Postal Roach. “[S1E1] First Day.” Timestamp, 7:10-7:44. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/firstday/.
7. Postal Roach. “[S1E7] K.T. The Moonlighter." Timestamp, 13:10-17:10. Emperor Pigs, July 12th 2019, https://emperorpigs.podbean.com/e/ktthemoonlighter/.
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