Colleen Carmicheal
Portrayed by: Persephone Rose
First Appearance: "The Last Prisoner"
Last Appearance: "Colleens United Against"

Colleen Carmicheal is a minor recurring character in Emperor Pigs. She was the time-traveling news correspondent for the Interdimensional News Network's Evening Broadcast[1] and is often joined by Lars Wilson, the news host. She is annoyed by Lars' constant attentions, and so quits INN to join a rival broadcaster, at the same time organizing Colleens United Against with her multiverse counterparts.[4][5] Apparently, Lars is insufferable to work with in every universe.

Colleen presents herself as a typical 1950's femme fatale. She has that breathy, airy voice that oozes sensuality, and she's often in sexual or suggestive situations. In her first appearance, she learned first hand how JukChuckJuk invented anal sex. [2]

Colleen has an evil doppleganger from the White Supremacy Universe that antagonizes her. [3]

1. Postal Roach. [S1E0.5] INN Report: The Last Prisoner.” Emperor Pigs, April 15th 2019,
2. Postal Roach. [S1E0.5] INN Report: The Last Prisoner.” Timestamp, 1:13-1:25, 3:22-3:39. Emperor Pigs, April 15th 2019,
3. Postal Roach. “[S1E1.5] INN Report: The Origin of Racism.” Timestamp, 0:10-0:55. Emperor Pigs, April 20th 2019,
4. Postal Roach. “[S1E3.5] INN Report: Universe’s First Artificial Supernova Scheduled For Thursday." Timestamp, 2:10-2:29. Emperor Pigs, May 10th 2019,
5. Postal Roach. [S1E4.5] INN: Colleens United Against.” Timestamp, 0:29-2:11,. Emperor Pigs, May 24th 2019,
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