Arty Davis
Portrayed by: N/A
First Appearance: "Glock in the Rock"
Last Appearance: "The Lake Bitch"

Arty Davis is the main protagonist in the Pimpmaster Arturius series. He is a 35 year old druggie, living in his father's basement.[1][2] He has no job, no real life skills unless you count how much weed he can smoke in a setting. However, Arty's life changes forever one fateful night at "Goofy" Gunther's Manse with his brother Kayson Davis


Kayson found a bottle of Meralin pills in "Goofy" Gunther Pennyskink's medicine cabinet, and they both popped a few of them. Their night of fun was interrupted by the police, and Arty passed out somewhere in the forest, leaving his brother behind.[1] When he wakes up, he is greeted by a man who calls himself Murray, and claims to be a friend of Arty's real father, Pimpmaster "MacDaddy" Pennyskink - "the greatest pimp of our time". Murray then claims that Arty is the only one who can carry on his father's legacy by pulling the Glock from the Rock and becoming the next Pimpmaster of Cameltoe.[3]

From there, Arty's adventures are a zany mix of reality and hallucination , growing ever more wild as Arty pops more Meralin to keep his fantasy going. People he meets in his real life become fixtures in his delusions, and it becomes difficult to tell where the lines between them blur. Lady Lance-In-Slot is a professional dancer at Club Round Table, but was she insulted that Arty was too focused on job hunting to enjoy her feminine wiles and left? Or did she encourage him to find the Glock in the Rock and become her new pimp?[4] Did Arty and Kayson really find the Glock, or did they wander around a random forest for hours on end?[5]

After taking more Meralin and securing the Glock, Arty and company return to Club Round Table to celebrate. There, Arty meets Jenna Weir, the daughter of the man who owns Club Round Table, and decides that he wants to make her his main ho.[6] He is conflicted about what it means to be a Pimpmaster, and where to draw the line between friend and ho. Murray and Lady Lance-In-Slot try to encourage him and reassure him that pimping out Lady Lance is the right thing to do, however they are interrupted by an attack on Lady Gerda. Together with Lady Lance-In-Slot and Jenna, Arty fights off the rapist, but at the cost of the Glock.[7]

Murray takes Arty to meet the Lake Bitch, so he can get a replacement weapon.[8] A mysterious woman Arty met 14 years ago, identified only by her dog tags as Marjorie, reappears in the Lake Bitch's shop.[9] It appears that the Lake Bitch took her in as a stray, as she did for Lady Lance-In-Slot many years ago.[10] Lady Lance-In-Slot convinces the Lake Bitch that Arty is a good pimp, despite her doubts, and Arty is able to buy a 447 Caliburn Xtra Automatic laser assault rifle from the Excalibur series, complete with force shield.[11]

Soon after, Marjorie introduces him to their son young teenage son Martin. Unlike his mother, Martin is able to speak properly, and resents Arty for not being there for him in his youth. He hates him for being a disgusting drug addict. Martin cannot see Murray, as only people high on Meralin can, and the boy storms off when Arty tries to offer him one of his last tablets.[12]

Running out of Meralin, Arty returns to Gunther Pennyskink's mansion to find more, except that all the medicine cabinets have been cleared out. It turns out that Jenna figured out where he was getting his drugs from, and got rid of them. She dumps a bottle of Meralin in the toilet, and Arty drinks the water in his desperation for the drug. He turns on her in his rage. Murray encourages Arty to assert his dominance as her pimpmaster by slapping her, while Lady Lance-In-Slot tells him to stop. Arty slaps Jenna so hard that she blacks out, and Lady Lance-In-Slot takes her away. Murray vanishes, and Arty has a crisis until he knocks himself out on the toilet bowl.[13]


Bibliography
1. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 0:18-2:35. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
2. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 4:20-5:50. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
3. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 2:35-4:20. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
4. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Glock in the Rock. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-01-17. Timestamp, 5:50-10:20. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Glock-in-the-Rock-Audiobook/.
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6. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 3:30-6:46. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
7. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Quest for a Main Ho. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-15-17. Timestamp, 9:10-13:22. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Quest-for-a-Main-Ho-Audiobook/.
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9. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 0:13-6:21. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
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11. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 6:22-9:05. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
12. Rose, Persephone. Pimpmaster Arturius and the Lake Bitch. Narrated by Persephone Rose, audiobook, Postal Roach Audio, 09-26-17. Timestamp, 9:46:-12:03. Audible.com, https://www.audible.com/pd/Pimpmaster-Arturius-and-the-Lake-Bitch-Audiobook/.
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